Three workers are offering
to alter a broken fence at the White House. One is from New York,
another is from DC, and the third is from Texas. Each of the three
run with a White House authority to look at the fence. The New York
contractual worker takes out a measuring tape and does some
measuring, then works a few figures on the paper. "Well,"
he says, "I figure the employment will keep running about $1500.
$600 for materials, $600 for my team, and $300 benefit for me."
The DC contractual worker additionally does some measuring and
figuring, then says, "I can carry out this employment for $1200.
$500 for materials, $500 for my group, and $200 benefit for me."
The Texas contractual worker doesn't gauge or figure, however hangs
over to the White House authority and whispers, "$5200."
The official, doubtful, says, "You didn't quantify like
alternate folks! How could you have been able to you concoct such a
high figure?" The Texsa worker whispers back, "$2000 for
me, $2000 for you, and we procure the person from DC to alter the
fence." "Done!" answers the administration official.
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Saturday, 29 October 2016
TAX for people...the fence repairing TAX
Three workers are offering
to alter a broken fence at the White House. One is from New York,
another is from DC, and the third is from Texas. Each of the three
run with a White House authority to look at the fence. The New York
contractual worker takes out a measuring tape and does some
measuring, then works a few figures on the paper. "Well,"
he says, "I figure the employment will keep running about $1500.
$600 for materials, $600 for my team, and $300 benefit for me."
The DC contractual worker additionally does some measuring and
figuring, then says, "I can carry out this employment for $1200.
$500 for materials, $500 for my group, and $200 benefit for me."
The Texas contractual worker doesn't gauge or figure, however hangs
over to the White House authority and whispers, "$5200."
The official, doubtful, says, "You didn't quantify like
alternate folks! How could you have been able to you concoct such a
high figure?" The Texsa worker whispers back, "$2000 for
me, $2000 for you, and we procure the person from DC to alter the
fence." "Done!" answers the administration official.
Then there will be a new TAX for people...the fence repairing TAX
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