Ant made an Elephant Pregnant!!!

An Ant is running away from the zoo. A rabbit stopped him and asked him what the matter is?

Ant: Do you know the lady elephant is pregnant?

Rabbit: It is a good news. So, Why are you running away?

Ant: I think it was me who makes her pregnant cause I went through her V.... few weeks ago and I don't want to be a father of elephant sized Ant. 

Naked Chicken!!!

Two Peckers have been walking on the street...

Suddenly one asked another to go to a Kebab Shop...

Then went there...After a while they came out again...

One pecker asked another, “Why we went there?”

Another Pecker replied, “Nothing, I just wanted to see some naked chicken, they are hanged naked on the oven.”