A doctor was sued by a dead person's relatives. they thought that the person was alive when the doctor has announced him dead. The most prominent lawyer from the bar is asking questions to the doctor in the court.
Lawyer: before you announce of his death, did you check his pulse accordingly?
Doctor: No. that wasn't needed.
Lawyer: Did you check the blood pressure of the person?
Doctor: Nope.
Lawyer: Did you check if he was breathing? May be slowly.
Doctor: Nope.
Lawyer: That means, it is possible that the person was alive when you announced him dead?
Doctor: No. Not possible.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor? what has happened?
Doctor: When i announced him dead, his brain was in the jar on my table.
Lawyer: But still the patient been alive and walk through the hospital without any thought in the head?
Doctor: Yes. That could be possible. Then he could has been alive and asking question wearing black gown and asking me question as part of his law practice.
Lawyer: before you announce of his death, did you check his pulse accordingly?
Lawyer: Did you check the blood pressure of the person?
Doctor: Nope.
Lawyer: Did you check if he was breathing? May be slowly.
Doctor: Nope.
Lawyer: That means, it is possible that the person was alive when you announced him dead?
Doctor: No. Not possible.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor? what has happened?
Doctor: When i announced him dead, his brain was in the jar on my table.
Lawyer: But still the patient been alive and walk through the hospital without any thought in the head?
Doctor: Yes. That could be possible. Then he could has been alive and asking question wearing black gown and asking me question as part of his law practice.
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