What A Joke!!!

In an interview the board asked a man to define Joke.

The man defined Joke as:

1. Something said or done to provoke laughter
2. Something not to be taken seriously
3. Something will make you lough like ass
4. Something should not be done by me in the office after I get the job

Result? He god the job with maximum

salary.

Revenge!!!

There will always be beer cans and cigarette filters rolling on the carpet of your car...

when your boss asks for a ride to his home after the office...

Saving Time!!!

A computer surely save time at work in the office...

I can play solitaire without spending time shuffling real cards...

Truth About Your Office

All the rumors about the office are true...

Especially if your boss denies them...

Work-Out

I got a job in work-out center...

But they said I wasn't fit for the job!!!

Seeking Help from Bank Robber!!!

A robber went to a bank to rob and when he saw that it was his turn, he just pulled out the gun and robs the bank.

He wanted to make sure that there is no witnesses of his robbery.

He asked to the people in the bank: Did anybody see me to rob the bank?

A man said: yes, I did.

Robber: Are you sure?

Man: Yes.

Then the robber point the gun to the man's head and asked:

DID..YOU...SEE...ME...THAT...I...ROBBED...THE...BANK?

The man answered: Nope. I did not see you.

When the robber ready to leave the bank. The man called him back. And said:

“I am sure I did not see you. But one thing, if you shoot the people if they knew that you robbed the bank then I am sure MY...WIFE...DID...SEE...YOU...TO...ROB...THE...BANK...

Relation with Government!!!

Relation with Government!!!

How Many Babies?

Wife is pregnant and Husband is in other country. He wanted to know the situation of the his wife.
Unfortunately the he called in wrong number. And after hearing the answer from other side he was stunned.

Husband: What is the situation?
The answer was: "4 are out in first 20 minutes, Two of them DUCK and hope to get rest 5 in this session."

(note: the wrong number went to a cricket ground where a test match was going on.)

Give me time and I will pay the fine money

A  pick pocket named Mr. Jhon was sued in court for lots of pick pocket in the road...
He has a smart lawyer for the case.
After hearing the Judge announces the result: "Mr. Jhon, you should try to do something better. After hearing your sins you are hereby fined USD. 1000."

The lawyer stand up and explained, "thank you honorable Judge. My Lord, my client has only 500 USD in his pocket. please give him one hour time in the court as there is a crowd here and he can earn the money from here to pay the fine money.

Lawyers do not need brain!!!

A doctor was sued by a dead person's relatives. they thought that the person was alive when the doctor has announced  him dead. The most prominent lawyer from the bar is asking questions to the doctor in the court.

Lawyer: before you announce of his death, did you check his pulse accordingly?

Doctor: No. that wasn't needed.

Lawyer: Did you check the blood pressure of the person?
Doctor: Nope.

Lawyer: Did you check if he was breathing? May be slowly.
Doctor: Nope.

Lawyer: That means, it is possible that the person was alive when you announced him dead?
Doctor: No. Not possible.

Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor? what has happened?
Doctor: When i announced him dead, his brain was in the jar on my table.

Lawyer: But still the patient been alive and walk through the hospital without any thought in the head?
Doctor: Yes. That could be possible. Then he could has been alive and asking question wearing black gown and asking me question as part of his law practice.